I'd be your paypig, bank account

Double glazed in the summer house

A wristwatch kickback

luxury furnishing

Did we all take it a bit too far?

"You said you liked me in cricket whites"

"But what would your dad think?" (tell me)

"Would you'd find me attractive if I had smaller muscles?"

It's just a questionnaire, I'm not a guesthouse

There is trade involved / there is trade involved / there is trade involved

I'm paying you to **** me

I've been playing ball since the first serve

Just playing Tennis Just playing Tennis Just playing Tennis Just playing Tennis

I'm not some piggybank you can't just piggyback off me

There is trade involved / I was paying you to love me

and I'm in GREAT shape / the grass is always greener in the country house

I've got a celebratory blue wig with stripes down the side

You're a night in the holiday inn

I'm a breakfast bar with an unusual toasting conveyor belt

This is not your name, you don't own it, and we can't share it anymore

I've grown up so much since Tuesday

and I can count the hairs on my chest now

All the best to the sleigh bell operator

But I can go at it alone, this is a solo project and the hits will be stronger for it

I've been playing ball for over a year I've been playing ball for over a year

Just playing Tennis Just playing Tennis Just playing Tennis Just playing Tennis Just playing Tennis Just playing Tennis