Tacky - Weird Al Yankovic

It might seem crazy wearing stripes and plaid

I instagram every meal I've had

All my used liquor bottles are on display

We can go to see a show but I'll make you pay

Because I'm tacky

Wear my belt with suspenders and sandals with my socks

Because I'm tacky

Got some new glitter rubs and lovely pink sequined crocs

Because I'm tacky

Never let you forget some favor I did for you

Because I'm tacky

If you're okay with that then you might just be tacky too

I meet some chick ask her this and that

Like are you pregnant girl or just really fat what

Well now I'm dropping names there goes Cousin Lee

That's what kanye west keeps telling me here's why

Because I'm tacky

Wear my ed hardy shirt with fluorescent orange pants

Because I'm tacky

Got my new resume it's printed in comic sans

Because I'm tacky

Think it's fun flattening waiters with a bad yelp review

Because I'm tacky

If you think that's just fine then you're probably tacky too

Bring me shame can't nothing

Bring me shame can never know why

Bring me shame can't nothing

Bring me shame I said

Bring me shame can't nothing

Bring me shame it's pointless to try

Bring me shame can't nothing

Bring me shame I said

Because I'm tacky

43 bumper stickers and a yolo license plate

Because I'm tacky

Bring along my coupon book whenever I'm on a date

Because I'm tacky

Practice my twerking moves in line at the DMV

Because I'm tacky

Took the whole bowl of restaurant mints hey it said they're free

Because I'm tacky

I get drunk at the bank

And take off my shirt at least

Because I'm tacky

I would live-tweet a funeral take selfies with the deceased

Because I'm tacky

If I'm being biased on I'm probably not telling you

Because I'm tacky

If you don't think that's bad guess what then you're tacky too