Its so nice to meet you

Its been a long time

I'm sorry Iv been away so long

My name is Shady

I never ment to leave you

You see that chick in the gym checkin me out

Any second i'm bout to stick her neck in my mouth

I lose a pill and I'm wrecklessly wreckin the house

That was supposed to be breakfast where the heck is it now

Theres the necklace I lost right next to Stephanies blouse

Man I should check to see if my mom left any out

Nope Guess ill re-route Maybe somewhere in the depths of the coutch

Oh jackpot yeah open sesame mouth

Down the hatch n the feelin you can't match it

I rat-tat-tap on your door with a damn ratchet

Atta-ta-tackin a whore with a damn hatchet

A nap sack packed with like 40 some Xanaxs

Shorty come back I'm tryin to score me some lap dances

I'm bout to relapse so baby pour me some jack daniels

Formula 40000 and 40s with bad capsuls

The bad apple spoils the bunch I'm back at ya

Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do was just say Hello

And are you menstrating baby my lil friends waiting to say Hello

The way your titties are ***** and your bootys shakin like jello

Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do was just say Hello

My equilibriums off - must be the lithium

I don't need to buy any *** man people give me em

It just becomes every day extra curriculum

No reason in praticular it was strictly fun

A fifth of rum and two bottles of 151

51 people asleep in my damn living room

Excuse me hun but what is your name Vivian

I woke up next to you naked and uh did we um

Of course we did but but didnt I scratch any hun

I'm looking for the torn rapper but there don't seem to be one

No offense baby girl I don't mean any harm

But disease is something I'm trying to keep my penisry from

I find the package and I'm cool I immediately run

Like Speedy Gunsalus to see if I see anyone

Who might have a couple of 3s I'm fiendin for some

My head is poundin to the beat of the drum

Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do was just say Hello

And do you happen to have anything on you to make my mood mellow

Some are oval and some are pink some are blue and some are just yellow

Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do was just say Hello

Oh those were the days they certainly were

Its hurtin me to know that Ill be closing that curtain for good

Word word word word wor-word

I second that and I third rush to emergancy surgery

To try to flush me because of the *** that he purchased

Hes no longer getting them free 100 bucks for these Percadens

Plus its getting to be where hell lustfully search the den

Pain is hitting his knee and his muscles be hurtin him

Childishly on the phone tryin to rustle up

Muscle relaxers for his back and a couple of

Now hes doubling backwards and hes stubmling back

Slipped and fell to his back boom heard something go crack

Now hes up in the bathroom like hes bustin a nap

Almost ended it that soon because of the fact

I'm just bustin my own chops while i'm bustin a rap

Resussitated and rejuiced so f**k it i'm back

Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do was just say Hello

And do you happen to have anything on you to make my mood mellow

Some are oval and some are pink some are blue and some are just yellow

Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do was just say Hello

And so i'm sayin

Hello

Allow me to introduce myself

My name is Shady

Its so nice to meet you

Its been a long time

I'm sorry Iv been away so long

My name is Shady

I never ment to leave you

Ya

Its like startin over

A clean slate

Ha