Missed Me - The Dresden Dolls

Missed me missed me now you've got to kiss me

If you kiss me mister I might tell my sister

If I tell her mister she might tell my mother and my

Mother Mister just might tell my father and my father

Mister he won't be too happy and he'll have his lawyer

Come up from the city and arrest you mister

So I wouldn’t miss me if you get me mister see

Missed me missed me now you've got to kiss me

If you kiss me mister you must think I’m pretty

If you think so mister you must want to f k me

If you f k me mister it must mean you love me

If you love me mister you would never leave me

It's as simple as can be

Missed me missed me now you've got to kiss me

If you miss me mister why do you keep leaving

If you trick me mister I will make you suffer

And they'll get you mister

Put you in the slammer and forget

You mister then

You'll miss me won't you won't you miss me

Won't you miss me won't you miss me

Missed me missed me now you've got to kiss me

If you kiss me mister take responsibility

I'm fragile mister just like any girl would be

And so misunderstood so treat me delicately

Missed me missed me now you've gone and done it

Hope you're happy in the county penitentiary

It serves you right for kissing little girls

But I will visit if you miss me

How's the food they feed you

Do you miss me

Will you kiss me through the window

Do you miss me miss me

Will they ever let you go

I miss my mister so