If I Had 1000000

I'd buy you a house

I would buy you a house

If I Had 1000000

I'd buy you furniture for your house

Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman

If I Had 1000000

I'd buy you a K Car a nice Reliant automobile

If I Had 1000000

I'd buy your love

If I Had 1000000

I'd build a tree fort in our yard

If I Had 1000000

You could help it wouldn't be that hard

If I Had 1000000

Maybe we could put put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere

We could just go up there and hang out

Like open the fridge and stuff and

There'd be foods laid out for us

With little pre wrapped sausages and things

They have pre wrapped sausages

But they don't have pre wrapped bacon

Well can you blame them Yeah

If I Had 1000000

I'd buy you a fur coat but not a real fur coat

That's cruel

If I Had 1000000

I'd buy you an exotic pet like a llama or an emu

If I Had 1000000

I'd buy you John Merrick's remains

All them crazy elephant bones

If I Had 1000000

I'd buy your love

If I Had 1000000

We wouldn't have to walk to the store

If I Had 1000000

We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more

If I Had 1000000

We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner

But we would eat Kraft Dinner Of course

We would we'd just eat more

And buy really expensive ketchup with it

That's right all the fanciest Dijon Ketchup

If I Had 1000000

I'd buy you a green dress but not a real green dress

That's cruel

If I Had 1000000

I'd buy you some art a Picasso or a Garfunkel

If I Had 1000000

I'd buy you a monkey haven't you always wanted a monkey

If I Had 1000000

I'd buy your LOVE

If I Had 1000000

If I Had 1000000

If I Had 1000000

If I Had 1000000

I'd Be Rich