My Dad's Gone Crazy (Explicit) - Eminem/Hailie Jade

Lyrics by：Mike Elizondo/Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Theron Feemster

Composed by：Mike Elizondo/Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Theron Feemster

Steve King/Hailie Jade：

Hello boys and girls

Today we're gonna talk about father and daughter relationships

Do you have a daddy

I'll bet you do

Who's your daddy

Daddy what are you doing

Eminem/Hailie Jade：

Ha-ha

Okay then everybody listen up

I'm goin' to hell who's comin' with me

Somebody please help him

I think my dad's gone crazy

Eminem/Hailie Jade/Dr. Dre：

There's no mountain I can't climb

There's no tower too high

No plane that I can't learn how to fly

What do I gotta do to get through to you

To show you there ain't nothin' I can't take this chainsaw to

Rahhnnn

F**kin' brains brawn and brass balls

I cut 'em off and got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar

Inside of a hall with my framed autographed sunglasses

With Elton John's name on my drag wall

I'm out the closet I've been lyin' my a*s off

All this time me and Dre been f**kin' with hats off

Suck it Marshall

So tell Laura and her husband to back off

'Fore I push this motherf**kin' button and blast off

And launch one of these Russians and that's all

Blow every f**kin' thing except Afghanistan on the map off

When will it stop

When will I knock the crap off

Hailie tell 'em baby

My dad's lost it

Eminem/Hailie Jade：

There's really nothin' else to say I I can't explain it

I think my dad's gone crazy

A little help from Hailie Jade won't you tell 'em maybe

I think my dad's gone crazy

There's nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me

I think my dad's gone crazy

There's no one on Earth that can save me not even Hailie

I think my dad's gone crazy

Crazy

It's like my mother always told me

"Rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana and c*****e and

Godd**n it you little motherf**ker

If you ain't got nothin' nice to say then don't say nothin'"

Uh f**k that s**t b***h

Eat a motherf**kin' d**k chew on a prick

And lick a million motherf**kin' cocks per second

I'd rather put out a motherf**kin' gospel record

I'd rather be a p***y-whipped b***h

Eat p***y and have p***y l**s glued to my face

With a c**t ring in my nose than quit bringin' my flows

Quit givin' me my ammo can't you see why I'm so mean

If y'all leave me alone this wouldn't be my M.O.

I wouldn't have to go eenee-meenee-meini-mo

Catch a homo by his toe man I don't know no more

Am I the only f**kin' one who's normal anymore

Dad

There's really nothin' else to say I I can't explain it

I think my dad's gone crazy

A little help from Hailie Jade won't you tell 'em maybe

I think my dad's gone crazy

There's nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me

I think my dad's gone crazy

There's no one on Earth that can save me not even Hailie

I think my dad's gone crazy

Crazy

Eminem：

My songs can make you cry take you by surprise

At the same time can make you dry your eyes

With the same rhyme see what you're seein'

Is a genius at work which to me isn't work

So it's easy to misinterpret it at first 'cause when I speak

It's tongue-in-cheek I'd yank my f**kin' teeth

Before I'd ever bite my tongue I'd slice my gums

Get struck by f**kin' lightning twice at once

And die and come back as Vanilla Ice's son

And walk around the rest of my life spit on

And kicked and hit with s**t every time I sung

Like R. Kelly as soon as "Bump and Grind" comes on

More pain inside of my brain than the eyes of a little girl

Inside of a plane aimed at the World Trade

Standin' on Ronnie's grave screamin' at the sky

'Til clouds gather it's Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade

And that's pretty much the gist of it

Parents are pissed but the kids love it

9 millimeter heaters stashed in two-seaters with meat cleavers

I don't blame you I wouldn't let Hailie listen to me neither

Eminem/Hailie Jade：

There's really nothin' else to say I I can't explain it

I think my dad's gone crazy

A little help from Hailie Jade won't you tell 'em maybe

I think my dad's gone crazy

There's nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me

I think my dad's gone crazy

There's no one on Earth that can save me not even Hailie

I think my dad's gone crazy

Crazy

Crazy

Ha-ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha-ha

You're funny Daddy