If I Were a Bell - Carol Welsman

Written by：Frank Loesser

Ask me how do I feel

Now that we're cosy and clinging

Well sir all I can say is

If I were a bell I'd be ringing

From the moment we kissed goodnight

That's the way I just gotta behave

And if I were a lamp I'd light

And if I were a banner I'd wave

Ask me how do I feel

Little me with my quiet upbringing

Well sir all I can say is

If I were a gate I'd be swinging

And if I were a watch

I'd start popping my spring

And if I were a bell

I'd go ding dong ding dong ding

Ask me how do I feel

From this chemistry lesson I'm learning

Well sir all I can say is

If I were a bridge I'd be burning

Well I knew my moral would crack

From the wonderful way you looked

Boy if I were a duck I'd quack

And if I were a goose I'd be cooked

Ask me how do I feel

Now that we're fondly caressing

And if I were a salad

I know I'd be splashing my dressing

Or if I were a season

I'd surely be spring

Yes and if I were a bell

Oh if I were a bell

Yes if I were a bell

I'd go ding dong ding dong is a bell

Ring I'd go ding dong ding dong ding