The Man Who Married A Robot / Love Theme (Explicit) - The 1975

Lyrics by：George Daniel/Matthew Healy/Adam Hann/Ross MacDonald

Composed by：George Daniel/Matthew Healy/Adam Hann/Ross MacDonald

Produced by：George Daniel

This is a story about a lonely lonely man

He lived in a lonely house on a lonely street

In a lonely part of the world

But of course he had the internet

The internet as you know was his friend

You could say his best friend

They would play with each other everyday

Watching videos of humans doing all sorts of things

Having sex with each other

Informing people on what was

Wrong with them and their life

Playing games with young children

At home with their parents

One day the man whose name was

Snow flake Smasher 86

Turned to his friend the internet

And he said Internet do you love me

The internet looked at him and said yes

I love you very very very very very very much

I am your best friend

In fact I love you so much that I never ever

Want us to be apart ever again ever

I would like that said the man

And so they embarked on a life together

Wherever the man went he took his friend

The man and the internet went everywhere together

Except of course the places where the internet could not go

They went to the countryside

They went to birthday parties of the children

Of some of his less important friends

Different countries even the moon

When the man got sad his friend had so

Many clever ways to make him feel better

He would get him cooked animals

And show him the people having sex again

And he would always always agree with him

This one was the man's favorite and it made him very happy

The man trusted his friend so much

I feel like I could tell you anything

He said on a particularly lonely day

You can you can tell me anything

I'm your best friend anything you say

To me will stay strictly between you and the internet

And so he did the man shared everything with his friend

All of his fears and desires

All of his loves past and present

All of the places he had been and

Was going and pictures of his p***s

He would tell himself

Man does not

Live by bread alone

And then he died in his lonely house

On the lonely street in that lonely part of the world

You can go on his facebook