We Made You (Remix) - Eminem (埃米纳姆)

Guess who

D'you miss me

Jessica Simpson sing the chorus

When you walked through the door

It was clear to me

You're the one they adore

Who they came to see

You're a rock star baby

Everybody wants you

Player who can really blame you

We're the ones who made you

Ahem back by popular demand

Now pop a little Zantac for antacid if you can

You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand

How does it feel is it fantastic is it grand

Well look at all the massive masses in the stands

Shady man no don't massacre the fans

Damn I think Kim Kardashian's a man

She stomped him just cause he asked to put his hands

On her massive gluteus maximus again

Squeeze it then squish it then pass it to a friend

Can he come back as nasty as he can

Yes he can can don't ask me this again

He does not mean to lesbian offend

But Lindsay please come back to seeing men

Samantha's a 2 you're practically a 10

I know you want me girl in fact I see you grin

Now come in girl

When you walked through the door

It was clear to me

You're the one they adore

Who they came to see

You're a rock star baby

Everybody wants you

Player who can really blame you

We're the ones who made you

The enforcer looking for more women to torture

Walk up to the cutest girl and charley horse her

Sorry Portia but what's Ellen DeGeneres

Have that I don't are you telling me tenderness

Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman

Give me my Ventolin inhaler and two Xenadrine

And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then

Nail her baby say hello to my little friend

Brit forget K-Fed let's cut off the middleman

Forget him or you're gonna end up in the hospital again

And this time it won't be for the Ritalin binge

Forget them other men girl pay them little attention

And little did I mention that Jennifer's in

Love with me John Mayer so sit on the bench

Man I swear them other guys you give 'em an inch

They take a mile they got style but it isn't slim's

When you walked through the door

It was clear to me

You're the one they adore

Who they came to see

You're a rock star baby

Everybody wants you

Player who can really blame you

We're the ones who made you

And that's why my love

You'll never live without

I know you want me girl

'Cause I can see you're checking me out

And baby you know

You know you want me too

Don't try to deny it baby

I'm the only one for you

Damn girl I'm beginning to sprout an Alfalfa

Why should I wash my filthy mouth out

You think that's bad you should hear the rest of my album

Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia

Man cash I don't mean to mess with your gal but

Jessica Alba put her breasts on my mouth blup

Wowzers I just made a mess in my trousers

And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis

Lord help us he's back in his pink Alf shirt

Looking like someone shrinked his outfit

I think he's 'bout to flip Jessica

Rest assured superman's here to rescue ya

Can you blame me you're my Amy I'm your Blake

Matter of fact bake me a birthday cake

With a saw blade in it to make my jailbreak

Baby I think you just met your soulmate

Now break it down girl

When you walked through the door

It was clear to me

You're the one they adore

Who they came to see

You're a rock star baby

Everybody wants you

Player who can really blame you

We're the ones who made you

So baby

Baby get down down down

Baby get down down down

Baby get down down down

Baby get down get down

Baby get down down down

Baby get down down down

Baby get down down down

Baby get down