I drink I get drunk and fall on my face

All my friends tell me I'm a basket case

I drink I get drunk and fall on my face

I got so drunk

I don't remember what happened

But everybody said

I had a real good time

I drink I get drunk and fall on my face

All my friends tell me I'm a basket case

I drink I get drunk and fall on my face

Went to a bar

I met a guy he bought me white russians

I puked outside in the parking lot

While he tried to kiss me

Seein blurry

Talkin slurry

Feelin queasy

This is sleazy

I drink I get drunk and fall on my face

All my friends tell me I'm a basket case

I drink I get drunk and fall on my face

I went for drinks in hollywood

Came to somewhere in hawthorne

Broke up a bush drove into a tree

And rolled down a hill with my mouth wide open

Seein blurry

Talkin slurry

Feelin queasy

This is sleazy