Cock Rock - Diesel Boy/Not Documented

I admit its true

I still like Motley Crue

Metallica and the number of the beast

Cause faster pussycat rocks and so does Judas Priest

I love the spandex that they wear

I saw Dio when he had hair

I know metal is dead

But I love to bang my head and throw my fists up into the air

I know Ozzy Osbourne's old

But I don't care

Gimme hairspray by the ton

Enuff z'nuff and L.A. guns

Anthrax the scorps metal church Kix and Dokken

I've seen Slayer 20 times because no band is more rockin'

Whatever happened to great white

Or white snake or white lion

I know metal is dead

But I love to bang my head and throw my fists up into the air

I know Dave Mustaine's kinda lame but I don't care

Gimme glam rock gimme thrash

Gimme Axl gimme slash

I know metal is dead

But I love to bang my head and throw my fists up into the air

I know Eddie Van Helen is old

I acid washed ain't in vogue

And Kramer guitars aren't cool