It’s funny how it’s typical that you would change

Now there’s something so cynical about your name

For my birthday can we make it to May?

Is there some amount of money that could make you stay?

We were one of a kind

But I guess my card declined

Your heart, your brain, your mind

Is this my greatest heist?

I’ll keep you in a safe

Just to keep you safe

It’s funny how it’s typical that you would change

Now there’s something so cynical about your name

For my birthday can we make it to May?

Is there some amount of money that could make you stay?

I’m a broken piggy bank

You’re all of the loose change

I went to hell today

To sell the parts of me you hate

Now I’m wealthy but they took my brain

It’s funny how it’s typical that you would change

Now there’s something so cynical about your name

I’m a Gemini babe, can’t you fake it ‘til May?

Is there some amount of money that could make you stay?

It’s funny how it’s not hard for me to say

I’d still give you all my dying days

If there was something different would it be the same?

Is there some amount of money that I could save?

Is there some amount of money that could make you stay?