Elevator - Eminem (埃米纳姆)

All aboard

OK next stop my basement

Haha

I'll meet you down there

There once was a saying that I used to say

Back in the day when I met Dre

I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend Proof

That if I went gold I'd go right through the roof

He'd say what if you went platinum I'd just laugh at him

That's not happening that I can't fathom

Eighty something million records worldwide later

I'm living in a house with a f**king elevator

Haters getting mad they done had enough of Shady

You slay me nothing you say matters enough to touché me

Rappers try to play me they use Hailie as a ukulele

Whoopsa that a f**king daisy

That's a no no even she knows da da's f**king crazy

F**king animal cuckoo bananas f**kin' A B

Maybe it's because I never had a mother raise me

F**k around and throw a baby at another baby

You may think it's 'cause of the way that I was brought up

But it's all caught up to me now karma's in the waters

Every line I ever said has got me in a corner

You might think it doesn't creep upon ya but it all does

You wouldn't listen man I tried to warn ya when you started

Now your brain's all haunted 'cause of all the sh*t you thought of

Chainsaw slaughters turn your daughters into sawdust

I never thought it'd come to this I ought to just be honest but

There once was a saying that I used to say

Back in the day when I met Dre

I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend Proof

That if I went gold I'd go right through the roof

He'd say What if you went platinum I'd just laugh at him

That's not happening that I can't fathom

Eighty something million records worldwide later

I'm living in a house with a f**king elevator

Sorry Lance Mr. Lambert and Aiken ain't gonna make it

They get so mad when I call them both faggots

All these f**king voices in my head I can't take it

Someone shut that f**king baby up 'fore I shake it

You're standing adjacent to Jason slash Leather face and

Together makes 'em a f**king bad combination

I lashed at the doctor in my last operation

Shoved the Wiener Schnitzel up his a** hopped away some

Body please stop the patient get the cops to mace him

Homie I'm the Scheiße ask doctor Dreizehn

I can't leave the game I just can't walk away son

No not a now not a chance not today son

I can't believe I leave for one brief second

And you pussies queef all over the rap game naked

And use a leaf to wipe up the crap stain feck it

I'll just keep saying the same exact saying check it

There once was a saying that I used to say

Back in the day when I met Dre

I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend Proof

That if I went gold I'd go right through the roof

He'd say what if you went platinum I'd just laugh at him

That's not happening that I can't fathom

Eighty something million records worldwide later

I'm living in a house with a f**king elevator

Elevator in my house I'll smell ya later

I blew the f**k up a hamster in the microwave I

Thinking 'bout an escalator now steps I hate 'em

Told the neighbors step away then I just pepper sprayed 'em

Yeah for every time you ride down the street

Or hideout drive by my house and beep

Like now motherf**ker try now to sleep

Lie down f**ker Baa Try counting sheep

And you're tryna find out why now there's beef

Mace in your face b**ch cry now p**sy

This is my house all nine thousand feet

So you can suck my dick with Amy Winehouse's teeth

Then I shove 'em in the elevator take 'em to the top

Stand above 'em just to cut the f**king cable let 'em drop

Walk an hour to the damn refrigerator get a pop

While I let 'em fall all the way to the basement yelling stop

There once was a saying that I used to say

Back in the day when I met Dre

I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend Proof

That if I went gold I'd go right through the roof

He'd say what if you went platinum I'd just laugh at him

That's not happening that I can't fathom

Eighty something million records worldwide later

I'm living in a house with a f**king elevator

F**king son of a b**ch I can't believe this sh*t

This must be all that there is this must be it

F**king a even got a bidet

To wash my a** after I sh*t with gold toilet paper

Dishwasher's so big when I'm pissed off

I can just toss a flying saucer in it

The sh*t's awesome yeah f**king elevator

Living in a house with a f**king elevator