"A Flair for the Dramatic..." - Beth Malone/Emily Skeggs/Michael Cerveris

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Dad goes out

Dad gets a newspaper

Dad goes cruising

Dad picks up a hustler

No he didn't

Maybe he did

I don't really know

Who knows

Allison what happened

Dad finally responded to my letter

Oh my God

What does he say

Dear Al big week at fun home

A couple of kids from lock haven wrapped their car around a tree

And I ended up working two eighteen hour shifts

Bad for my blood pressure

Anyway that's why I've been out of touch for a bit

Oh by the way we got your letter

Well kid talk about a flare for the dramatic

As far as I see it the good news is you're human

What does that mean

What else would I be

You're mother's pretty upset though not surprising

I guess but

I'm of the opinion that everyone should experiment

Seriously

I can't say though that

I see the point of putting a label on yourself

There have been a few times in my life

When I thought about taking a stand but I'm not a hero

Was that a cop out

Maybe so

It's hard sometimes to tell what is really worth it

God I just

I'm sorry

The tone is what I can't stand

It's so typical so all knowing

He has to be the expert

Lots of advice and wisdom on things

He doesn't know anything about

I'm gay

Which means

I'm not like him and

I've never been like him and he can't deal with that

He still wants to be the intelectual broad minded

Liberal Bohemian but he can't pull it off

'Cause he can't deal with me

And you know what he never could

He never could

I need more coffee

Where's Betty

She went home Lorna is on now

Where is your barrette

Put it back in it keeps the hair out of your eyes

So would a crew cut

If I see you without it again

I'll whale you

Go get Lorna

I need coffee