作词 : Willoughby

Sue and Joe went to Barney

Joe had one just too many

So when Sue said it's time to leave

He started keep roaring uppishly

Poor Joe,he tried to beat his wife

Poor Joe,he nearly lose his life

Poor Joe,every time he raise his hand

She knock him in the head with de frying pan

Poor Joe,he got up off de floor

Poor Joe,he tried to reach de door

Poor Joe,but she catch him as he ran

She knock him in the head with de frying pan

Joe went out a little later

Running free elevator

But all day long he wore his hat

To hide among his biggest debt

Poor Joe,he tried to beat his wife

Poor Joe,he nearly lose his life

Poor Joe,every time he raise his hand

She knock him in the head with de frying pan

Poor Joe,he got up off de floor

Poor Joe,he tried to reach de door

Poor Joe,but she catch him as he ran

She knock him in the head with de frying pan

Poor joe

Poor joe

Poor joe

Poor joe

Poor joe

Poor joe

Now joe was was in the army

He was fighten for his Uncle Samon

He came right through without a scratch

But now he's really meet his match

Poor Joe,he tried to beat his wife

Poor Joe,he nearly lose his wife

Poor Joe,every time he raise his hand

She knock him in the head with de frying pan

Poor Joe,he got up off de floor

Poor Joe,he tried to reach de door

Poor Joe,but she catch him as he ran

She knock him in the head with de frying pan