Shoulda Stayed Home - Youth Brigade/Shawn Stern

I got my bags all packed and I'm ready and raring to go

I've never been away from home but there's no time like now

I've got dollars in my pocket and a wonderful travelling attitude

It's gonna be one big party and I'm the biggest party dude

I don't know much about any foreign lands

Just that we won the wars there

And they think we're all in band

In a band

I don't know

I've heard a few stories about the primitive life over there

But I'm a man I can take it and I've got money to spare

I'm on a mission doing babes I'm a macho no sh*t guy

And if the going gets tough

I'll have to kick some a** or die trying

Well I'm a product of freedom and opportunity

I'm democracy in action don't f**k with me

No no

We're the red white and blue crew

Don't you forget: we protect you

We'll make you need us

Make you believe us make you understand

We'll make you need us

Make you believe us make you understand

Now that I'm here I think these foreigners are a drag

They don't all understand me

And this gibberish they speak is for fags

Everything's expensive and I'm tired and I wanna go home

Call me Yanqui imperialista think we're violent morons

Now I've done foreign lands

The food is sh*t and the chicks are snobs

They come to my country and they take our jobs oh yea