The Real Thing (Explicit) - Hoodie Allen

Super duper early morning Sunday breakfast

Ain't in a rush to go to church because I used protection

You complain about the way I cooked your eggs

I'll probably hang up the phone and then hello

Disconnected but check it that's just a metaphor

I'm talking if you left your man then you'd be better off

The game I spit is sweeter than a bag of kettle corn

My name is hoodie allen but

I'm here to take your sweater off

And I'mma do whatever it takes to make us a pair

You wanna travel around the world well I'm taking you there

I met a bunch of mean girls like lacey chabert

Busy talking sh*t but they ain't stopping to look in the mirror

If you making it bad well I'm making it worse

You holding onto all these baggage stop taking it pers

I'll tell you anything I can to get you down tonight

Tryna take you out the clouds bring you down to life

I think that she like me that she like me

And she think that it might be it might be

The real thing but we moving too fast

The real thing but we moving too fast

I think that she like me that she like me

And she think that it might be it might be

True love but we let it all fade

'Cause I just ain't ready baby

Treat me like I'm the man with a couple hundred grand

And a family full of cousins with a couple uncle sams

Tryna gamble away my money that's funny like douglas yancey

Wanna paint a perfect picture they'll probably think that I'm banksy

But I might die trying to afford it

I'm living in the studio everything is recorded

My life is like a song and stuck on f**king repeat

And I'm making the same mistakes

That you only make in your sleep

That must mean I'm in a dream world

But I'm sleepwalking until I find a dream girl

I got these teen girls screaming like I'm out of a magazine

Next to harry and justin nobody f**king with me girl

Switch it do I make you mad

When I talk about sh*t that I envision

Are my dreams too big do you think

I'll sink or swim with these fishes

So you could let me down easy

'Cause it's hard to let go when you

The only good thing that I know you know

I think that she like me that she like me

And she think that it might be it might be

The real thing but we moving too fast

The real thing but we moving too fast

I think that she like me that she like me

And she think that it might be it might be

True love but we let it all fade

'Cause I just ain't ready baby

Hi it's me wondering where the hell you are

You said you were gonna call me

And I still haven't heard from you

You know it's not that hard

To just send me a text and say hi

I understand you're working hard on this album right now

But you need to make the time for me

And you need to start re evaluating your priorities

Hope you're having a good night