Crazier than GG

More PC than Ian

Got colored teeth like Johnny

Exudes a vicious disposition

His hair sticks out like Colin's did he jumps

Similar to Springer he points his middle finger

Not just he singer in the band

Voted biggest asshole and role model of the year

Got a face like Charles Bronson

Straight out to Green Bay Wisconsin

Not just a singer in the band

He'll puke on you he'll f**k your mom

He'll smoke while huffing gas

He was the punkest mother f**ker I ever did see

Ah hell he's even more punk than me

He should've been on the cover

He should've been on the cover

He should've been on the cover of punk and disorderly yeah