Two For The Price Of One

He had what you might call a trivial occupation

He cleaned the platforms of the local railway station

With no romance in his life - sometimes he wished he had a wife

He read the matrimonial advertising pages

The cries for help from different people' different ages

But they had nothing to say' at least not until the day'

When something special he read' this is what it said

If you dream' of the girl for you' then call us and get

Two for the price of one

We're the answer' if you feel blue' so call us and get

Two for the price of one

If you dream' of the girl for you' then call us and get

Two for the price of one

We're the answer' if you feel blue' so call us and get

Two for the price of one

He called the number and a voice said "Alice Whiting"

The voice was husky and it sounded quite exciting

He was amazed at his luck' the purest streak of gold he'd struck

He said' I read your ad' it sounded rather thrilling

I think a meeting could be mutually fulfilling

Why don't we meet for a chat' the three of us in my flat

I can't forget what I read

This is what it said

If you dream' of the girl for you' then call us and get

Two for the price of one

We're the answer' if you feel blue' so call us and get

Two for the price of one

If you dream' of the girl for you' then call us and get

Two for the price of one

We're the answer' if you feel blue' so call us and get

Two for the price of one

She said 'I'm sure we must be perfect for each other'

And if you doubt it you'll be certain when you meet my mother '