Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton (Explicit) - Epic Rap Battles of History

Lyrics by：EpicLLOYD/Nice Peter/Kimmy Gatewood/Zach Sherwin/Peter Shukoff/Lloyd Ahlquist/Dante Cimadamore/Mike Betette/Mat4Yo/Wax

Composed by：Kimmy Gatewood/Zach Sherwin/Peter Shukoff/Lloyd Ahlquist/Dante Cimadamore/Mike Betette/Mat4Yo/Wax

I've been in this game too long

I'm a public servant

Have been since I met MLK in person

I'm a woman of the people that's for certain

You're a man of the people who don't like turbans

I was living in the West Wing while

You were professional wrestling

You got skin like Russian dressing

From too much Russian investing

You been going bankrupt since the 90's

If I was in Iran you couldn't find me

You don't care about the job Trump

You just think the desk is shiny

I said that I respect your children

But that wasn't quite right yo

Looking like some extras from American Psycho

First name is Hillary middle

Name Rodham last name is Clinton and lyrics I got 'em

You fire celebrities on the Apprentice

Motherf**ker I fire bin Laden

How do I say this you're racist

Ooh you must get so pissed that

Your hands are too small to stop and frisk

So you use your fingers to touch chicks

She's only 12 years old

That's enough s**t

But she's married Sir

Just gotta get pushy

That's your daughter

Well grab her by the p***y

That's assault brotha

Don't tell me the victim's at fault sucka

You don't know s**t about steaks yucka

But the ones on the 8th are great muthaf**ka

Better save the date I'm gonna rock the vote

Bad b***h on the scene like Murder she Wrote

So go ahead Donald let me see your flow

I brought Michelle's speech borrow some quotes

Let me just say I respect all females

But your rhymes are trash

Put 'em next to your emails

Our country's in crisis

Who wants to vote for the mother of ISIS

That might not be exactly true

But I don't do politeness

You wanna talk about misogyny

Your Bill's worse than Cosby

He left a mess on that dress

Like you left in Benghazi

You wanna break the glass ceiling

Hillary I sense it

But the only crack you'll find is my a*s pressed against it

The numbers are in and I'm right on your tail

You don't have the stamina baby you're frail

This will be just like 08 when you fail

But Trump will appoint you to jail

How do I say this you're a two

And you almost lost the primary to a socialist Jew

What do the American people gotta yankee doodle do

To get it through your fat face that

They're just not that into you

They want a strong male leader

Who can stand up to China

Not a crooked little wishy-washy bleeding heart vagina

I'm gonna run these streets like I run my casinos

More police and less Latinos

While you bury us in debt buying poor people socks

I'll create jobs tearing down mosques

Then I'll use all the best rocks

From the site to build a wall

Dip it in gold and make Mexico pay for it all

I'll make this country great again

We'll all be living large

I'll tell Congress you're fired and put Charles in charge

'Cause this whole system's rigged and we all know the riggers

For the last eight years this country's been run by

Caw

Are you f**king kidding me with this blah blah blah

I've half a mind to feed you both to my oversized

Caw

I've heard more thoughtful discussion up in TMZ

You two got brother blocking brother on their Facebook feed

I'm so sick and tired of this ridiculous s**t

If this is the best my party gets

Then my party should quit

Ha

I'm sorry did I say something that you found funny

Wipe that creepy-a*s smile off

Your face and beat this dummy

And if she does win the White

House be a man and hold the door

Don't get your fans stirred up in some sorta

Twitter civil war

Here's an equal opportunity smack down in the sequel

That's of the people by the people for the people

Eagle

Caw