The Greatest Own In Legal History - Stephen Malkmus

Lyrics by：Stephen Malkmus

Composed by：Stephen Malkmus

I would like to represent you

Be a verbal musician

Be the one who defends you when the

Odds are stacked up high like rotten dominos

I'll be there to vet the jury

Make sure there's a couple softies on our side

They'll see their own kids in you

Their empathy will go a thousand miles wide

Your motive it's unclear

The witness is a nearsighted engineer

It's the greatest own in legal history

Our jailhouse discussions will be

Fraught with innuendo mutual respect

Pretty soon you will be gushing to the

Other boys behind the bars of my affect

Let me take the lead

There's nothing that you'll need you'll see

It's the greatest own in legal history

Cases many haunting me when I try to sleep and

I can tell you I don't sleep that much

Faces of the gemini if you really want to bum it

I got spreadsheets on that stuff

Jobby and his jam

There's someone here who gives a d**n it's me

The greatest own in legal history