If I Had A Boat - Lyle Lovett

If I had a boat

I'd go out on the ocean

And if I had a pony

I'd ride him on my boat

And we could all together

Go out on the ocean

Then me upon my pony on my boat

If I were Roy Rogers

I'd sure enough be single

I couldn't bring myself to marrying old Dale

I'd just be me and Trigger

We'd go riding through them movies

Then we'd buy a boat and on the sea we'd sail

If I had a boat

I'd go out on the ocean

And if I had a pony

I'd ride him on my boat

And we could all together

Go out on the ocean

Then me upon my pony on my boat

The mystery masked man was smart

He got himself a Tonto

Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free

But Tonto he was smarter

And one day said kemosabe

Kiss my a** I bought a boat

I'm going out to sea

And if I had a boat

I'd go out on the ocean

And if I had a pony

I'd ride him on my boat

And we could all together

Go out on the ocean

Then me upon my pony on my boat

And if I were like lightning

I wouldn't need no sneakers

When I'd come and go wherever I would please

And I'd scare em by the shade tree

And I'd scare em by the light pole

But I would not scare my pony on my boat out on the sea

And if I had a boat

I'd go out on the ocean

And if I had a pony

I'd ride him on my boat

And we could all together

Go out on the ocean

Then me upon my pony on my boat

Then me upon my pony on my boat