Santa's Rap - The Treacherous Three

Lyrics for santax27 s rap by the treacherous threekool moe

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ho ho ho hoo hoo ho hoopen up ya do`

I'm santa claus and guess what y'all

I got something to show

I came to bring some christmas spirit

I got a big bag now guess what's in it

some for the rich some for the po`

So merry christmas and ho ho ho

ho ho ho merry Christmas my foot

I'ma tell you what santa really put

Under my so called tree but in reality

Looked like nothing but a decorated pole to me

Man you talk about a tree it makes me

Wonder cause I never had a tree to put anything under

if I ever did luck up and get a tree

there was never anything under it for me

Man I don't what y'all talking about

Cause when I come to your town I just get chased out

I thought you would be happy to see santa claus

But all y'all say is stick 'em up and give me yours

You lucky all you did was get ripped off

The next just keep your big fat a** up

North because after my last few christmas nights

If I see you around my neighborhood

I'm shooting on sight

And I ain't even got a chimney for you

To come down so ain't no need for you to

Be coming around cause the last so called santa that

Came in with a sack wasn't giving out presents

He was taking them back

man y'all should be glad that I didn't quit

Cause I'm getting too

Old for this santa claus sh*t y'all thinking I'm getting

Presents made for free I gotta' pay them elves and

Ain't nobody paying me you big fat

Whale you might as well quit

Cause I can name a hundred presents that

I didn't get and if I did get a present

It would be a hand me down yo

I got this for christmas now how that

It sounds good to me cause I'm

About to freeze you wanna see something

Look at the bottom of these me

And brothers can't go out at the same time

Cause a coat that's theirs is a

Coat that's mine

Man I know one thing y'all better get off my neck

And wait till you get ya welfare check

Go on down to the office and stand on the line

Better hurry up see I got mine

Jingle jangle jingle for the po`

And once you get your welfare check

Yo kiss my mistletoe ho ho ho ho ho ho

That's why the presents keep getting mixed up

Cause year after year you keep f**king up

And now I know why

Cause you're always drunk instead of g I joe

You send me this junk

that ain't a G I joe that's a g I jerk

With a kungfu grip that don't even work

So all I did was just put him away

Cause my G I joe looked G I gay

That's why you don't get presents now

Cause you're just ingrates if the

G I joe is gay what difference does it make

After all he's just a doll ain't too much he

Can do if you ask me boy I ain't to

Sure about you man forget about that

What about these shoes instead of christmas carols

I'm singing the blues

Staring at the clock looking hard at the time

Cause I just played the number combinated on a dime

I played 234 and put a penny on 7 combinated 412

And deleted 11 put my last five cents on 356

And after all that

I didn't hit sh*t

Jingle jangle jingle for the po`

And once you get your welfare check

You won't play in numbers no mo

Ho ho ho won't play'em no mo

Alright listen bloato which your big fat

Suit next time say no don't send no substitute

Because I asked you for a beatbox and you know what

I got doug e fresh you know that kid from

Down the block doug e fresh beatboxing fresh

For a fascimile we must admit doug e fresh is

Good and made a perfect fit he's the only reason

Why we weren't totally mad without doug e our christmas

Would've been really sad

Jingle jangle jingle for the po`

And once you get your welfare check

Even doug E fresh go go

Ho ho ho doug e fresh go go

To top christmas off I had no loving in a while

I love to have sex but I can't afford a child

My girl wants a baby but I had to chill

She said if you don't want a baby then you take the pill

What is christmas for huh what is Christmas for

What is christmas for

Yeah what is christmas for

Wind up toys that don't wind up

Talking dolls that don't shut up

This is the type of present that you buy

When you're poor so that's what

You have to settle for and it

Ain't no secret that everything's sunny

If you're living in palm springs with

All that money americanomics works

And I won't argue that is true

But if the economy is getting better

Getting better for who well

If you ask me I'm doing much worse

Than before with the welfare cuts

I don't eat no more so if I did wanna' go out

I couldn't go no where

Cause I ate every last one of them reindeer

Rudolph first I went down the list

I got so hungry I just couldn't resist

I ate dasher dancer prancer dixon fried'em up

And then started to mix'em and before you knew it

They were all gone

I wonder what y'all gonna do about my reindeer song

We'll sing silent night and jingle bells

And all those christmas rhymes

Cause nobody gives a sh*t about your reindeer and hard times

You just jingle and jangle and hang out with the po

And when you get your welfare check you can

Rent them by the sto well let's

Get doug e fresh and magnificent force

And head on out the do

And leave these party people singing jingle

Jangle for the po

Jingle jangle jingle for the po`

Don't take us for granted

Cause you may never know

One day when you least expect it

We could even up the sco

So just jingle jangle jingle with the po`

Sing jingle jangle a jingle jangle with the

Po` jingle jangle jingle with the po` jingle jangle a

Jingle jangle with the po`

Jingle jangle jingle with the po`

Jingle jangle jingle with the po`