Story 2000 (Explicit) - The Beatnuts/Patrick Blazy

Hey Fellaz (yeah )

Can I get a soul clap (yeah)

Hey ladies (yeah)

Can I slap that lower back(yeah)

Let the beat drop

About this shorty I met

Couple of days ago and sh*t

Hey yo shorty's off tha bar hook

Shakin that a**

She don't mind if we all look

It's all good

Oh yeah mommy let me holla at ya

Wanna strip

Throw a dolla at ya

Honey dip was a thug b**ch from Bucktown

Lookin like she needed a good f**kdown

I was like damn momma you like ecstasy

Like James Brown I wanna

Get in to it like a sex machine

I said yeah I'm feelin everything you do

She said oh yeah ain't you that kid from the yuu

I said yeah As I bit my lips

Hypnotized as my eyes focused on her tits

I was like by the way What's your name

(she says)Mary Chacohn

She knew I was a dog that

Liked to bury the dong(the bone)

Well thats cool

Just like I knew she was a BK hoe

That was only down for a TKO

AKA Blazy I tried to touch her a**

She was like sh*t

The least you could do is say please

I said heres my map and the

Flyer where's my shows at

She tried to get me back for touchin

Her a** and squeezed the bozak

I was like WHOA momma I caught the steel wood

But she whispered in my ear Poppy that feels good

She asked Can I have it tonight

Yeah before 11 She was like

For sure my ni**a round 7

(6:59) Brrrriiinnngg

So she gave me call around 7:00

She said Patrick I really need some of your cock

I'm crazy horny I wanna ride the pony

I told her I gotta long solami and thats no bologna

So she came to my crib started

My mind in the penis

I told her before I bust mommy bahapelogenis

I had her coochy juicy

She had my head gooey

When I pulled out my chewbacha dick she said

CHeewwyy

Thats all you heard when I pushed it

The phsycho's no joke

And That's no bullshit

I made her come

Like niagra falls

Bam Bam Bam

With my viagra balls

It's like that baby

She scratched my back crazy

Who stroked that a** to sleep

My ni**a Pat Blazy

She said

(snoring oy oy oy)

(pitfight pitfight)

(from the back)

(saga continues)

(sleep with me)

(bring them belts right here)

This was a true story

But the names have been

Changed to protect the innocent

(Patrick Blazy)

(chickens down here ya know)

(yellow claw)

Yeah now I ain't playin with y'all come on

Now my ni**a Pat Blazy

(big swinger)

(no good)

(Fly away)