The Kill - The Dresden Dolls

I am an anarchist

An antichrist

An asterix

I am an anorak

An acolyte

An accidental

I am eleven feet

OK eight

Six foot three

I fought the British and I won

I have a rocket ship

A jet fighter

A paper airplane

Ja ja ja ja ja

Say what you will

I am the kill

The only thing that keeps you really truly safe from being real

I have a tendency

To exaggerate

Just a little bit

I am a plagiarist

Apologist

A walrus coke head lizard

I am an optimist

A closeted misogynist

I fought the British and I won

I have a wishing well a living will a magical eight ball

Ja ja ja ja ja

Say what you will

I am the kill

The only thing that keeps you really truly safe from being real

Put pat Sajak back in office

Put pat Sajak back

But the sun still sets on you

And the retarded party nobody came to but you

And so you drink to all the emptiness until you wake up

And there's hell to pay again

And the punch lines point at you

And all the comebacks in the world are in your head

And you can't say them until everybody leaves

And it's just you and your imaginary friends

Your imaginary friends

Your imaginary friends