So it begins

Come on

It can't be that bad

Here

Lily

You answer it

What

Why

Because this whole thing was your idea

And Claudia scares me

But you're the guy

Ted's phone

Hi

Claudia

What

Now

I wasn't there

But from what i heard

It went something like this

By the way

Honey

Ted stopped by and I told him he could bring his date to the wedding

You what

I told him he could bring a date to the wedding

just tell me

Instead of always undermining me at every turn

try to show a little flexibility

But no

It's all about you

And your mother

Calling me all the time

You know what

The wedding's off

They broke up

It's not because of me

Is it

And my dad already paid for this huge wedding

He's gonna kill me

Then he's gonna kill Ted

Then I'm gonna kill Ted

It's Robin

Answer it

Lily's phone

Ted

Where's Lily

I need to tell her about these awesome shoes I just bought

Lily's busy

Okay

Well

I just wanted to say they're gorgeous and Ted's gonna love them

That's great

I'll tell Lily to tell me

Listen

I really wanna keep talking but now's not a good time

So

I'm really excited about tomorrow

Okay

Bye

Okay

Bye

Crap

She bought some expensive shoes

She's really looking forward to this

Do you think she's into me

Ted

Focus

Okay

Okay

Sweetie

Just calm down

Do you wanna go somewhere and talk

I wanna go somewhere and drink

Okay

Meet me at MacLaren's

I'll see you there