I need some f**ked up stories for my biography

Rock stars pulling up to my eulogy

And they say Rest in peace to the baddest f**king b***h

That you'll ever gonna meat yeah

Always been a real control freak

You will never catch me smoking w**d

Maybe I should get high

At least I know I tried even if I don't like it

I'm only getting drunk on my birthday

Only getting high on an airplane

The only thing I regret

Is that I don't have enough regrets

I can be my own worst enemy

Maybe that's why I'm in therapy

I'm going crazy

'Cause I never go crazy

I studied hard in school to always get those B's and C's

Even though the doctor told me I got ADD

Maybe I could change the game

Get a tattoo on my face

Wouldn't that s**t look amazing

I'm only getting drunk on my birthday

Only getting high on an airplane

The only thing I regret

Is that I don't have enough regrets

I can be my own worst enemy

Maybe that's why I'm in therapy

I'm going crazy

'Cause I never go crazy

I can be my own worst enemy

Why don't I just let me be

I'm going crazy

'Cause I never go crazy

You think I'm vanilla

I think I'm a killer

I think I'm Godzilla

King Kong gorilla ah-oh ah-oh

You think I'm vanilla

I think I'm a killer

I think I'm Godzilla

King Kong gorilla ah-oh ah-oh

I can be my own worst enemy

Maybe that's why I'm in therapy

I'm going crazy

'Cause I never go crazy

I can be my own worst enemy

Why don't I just let me be

I'm going crazy

'Cause I never go crazy

I am my worst enemy

I can be my own worst enemy

I am my worst enemy

Maybe that's why I'm in therapy

'Cause I'm just me

Me me

I am my worst enemy

I can be my own worst enemy

I am my worst enemy

Maybe that's why I'm in therapy

'Cause I'm just me

Me me

Ooh enemy