Snug Slacks - John Grant

It is difficult for you to be so beautiful

Or do you find the advantages tend to outweigh the disadvantages

Am I being rude

I'm sorry I've never really had the appropriate attitude

Do you think that life is easier when one looks as good as you do

Or do people always say that you're a narcissist

Do they ingratiate themselves to you and act all obsequious

Come on now baby you can tell me

It's just between the two of us

Snug slacks baby snug slacks

Now you're giving me a different kind of panic attack

Sick joke baby crack smoke

Now take me out in your baby for a midnight poke

I said stonehenge baby throw hands

Now you got me all down doubting who I am

Snug slacks baby snug slacks

Now let's get you out of those and see

What kind of punch your manhood packs

You know it takes an a** like yours to make it possible for me

To have developed such a very high tolerance for inappropriate behaviour

I mean I can take it or leave it

I don't need it

And I hope I haven't spoken out of turn

But if you'd be so kind I could use some help

With my thesis on the carpet burn

By the way I got tickets for us to see Joan Baez tonight

Oh I guess I misunderstood

I never heard of Joan as policewoman

But I do love me some Angie Dickinson

Let's be clear

Joan Baez makes GG Allin look like Charlene Tilton

Snug slacks baby snug slacks

Now you're giving me a different kind of panic attack

Sick joke baby crack smoke

Now take me out in your baby for a midnight poke

I said stonehenge baby throw hands

Now you got me all down doubting who I am

Snug slacks baby snug slacks

Now let's get you out of those and see

What kind of punch your manhood packs