The Owl and the Kitty Cat - The Kiboomers

The owl and the p**sy-cat went to sea

In a beautiful peagreen boat

They took some honey and plenty of money

Wrapped up in five pound note

The owl looked up to the stars above

And sang to a small guitar

"Oh lovely kitty oh kitty my love

What a beautiful kitty you are you are you are

What a beautiful kitty you are "

Kitty said to the owl "You elegant fowl

How charmingly sweet you sing

O let us be married Too long we have tarried

But what shall we do for a ring "

They sailed away for a year and a day

To the land where the Bong-tree grows

And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood

With a ring at the end of his nose his nose his nose

With a ring at the end of his nose

"Dear Pig are you willing to sell for one shilling your ring "

Said the Piggy "I will "

So they took it away and were married next day

By the Turkey who lives on the hill

They dined on mince and slices of quince

Which they ate with a runcible spoon

And hand in hand on the edge of the sand

They danced by the light of the moon the moon the moon

They danced by the light of the moon