Dance: Ten; Looks: Three - Pamela Blair

But after a while I caught on

I mean I saw what they were hiring

I also swiped my dance card

Once after an audition

And on a scale of ten

They gave me for dance ten

For looks three Well

Dance Ten Looks Three

And I'm still on unemployment

Dancing for my own enjoyment

That ain't it kid That ain't it kid

Dance ten looks three it's like to die

Left the theater and called the doctor

For my appointment to buy

Tits and a**

Bought myself a fancy pair

Tightened up the derrire

Ddi the nose with it

All that goes with it

Tits and a**

Had the bingo bongos done

Suddenly I'm getting nash'nal tours

Tits and a** won't get you jobs unless they're yours

Didn't cost a fortune neither

Didn't hurt my sex life either

Flat and sassy I would get the strays and losers

Beggars really can't be chosers

That ain't it kid That ain't it kid

Fixed the chassis How do you do

Like turned into an endless medly of Gee

It had to be you

Why

Tits and a**

Where the cupboard once was bare

Now you knock and someone's there

You have got 'em hey

Top to bottom Hey

It's a gas Just a dash of silicone

Shake your new maracas and you're fine

Tits and a**

Can change your life

They sure changed mine

Have't all done

Honey take my word

Grab a cab c'mon

See the wizard on Park and Seventy third

For

Tits and a**

Orchestra and balcony

What they want is what cha see

Keep the best of you

Do the rest of you

Pits or class

I have never seen it fail

Debutante or chorus girl or wife

Tits and a**

Yes

Tits and a**

Have changed my life