Welcome to the Internet - Caleb Hyles

Composed by：Bo Burnham

Welcome to the internet

Have a look around

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found

We've got mountains of content some better some worse

If none of it's of interest to you you'd be the first

Welcome to the internet

Come and take a seat

Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet

There's no need to panic this isn't a test haha

Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest

Welcome to the internet

What would you prefer

Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur

Be happy

Be horny

Be bursting with rage

We've got a million different ways to engage

Welcome to the internet

Put your cares aside

Here's a tip for straining pasta here's a nine-year-old who died

We've got movies and doctors and fantasy sports

And a bunch of colored-pencil drawings of all the different characters

In Harry Potter f**king each other

Welcome to the internet

Hold on to your socks

'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock

They are grainy and off-putting he just sent you more

Don't act surprised you know you like it you w***e

See a man beheaded get offended see a shrink

Show us pictures of your children tell us every thought you think

Start a rumor buy a broomer send a death threat to a boomer

Or DM a girl and groom her do a zoomer find a tumor in your

Here's a healthy breakfast option you should kill your mom

Here's why women never f**k you here's how you can build a bomb

Which Power Ranger are you

Take this quirky quiz

Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids

Could I interest you in everything all of the time

A little bit of everything all of the time

Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime

Anything and everything all of the time

Could I interest you in everything all of the time

A little bit of everything all of the time

Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime

Anything and everything all of the time

You know it wasn't always like this

Not very long ago just before your time

Right before the towers fell circa '99

This was catalogs travel blogs a chatroom or two

We set our sights and spent our nights waiting for you

You insatiable you

Mommy let you use her iPad you were barely two

And it did all the things we designed it to do

Now look at you

Oh look at you

You you

Unstoppable watchable

Your time is now your inside's out honey how you grew

And if we stick together who knows what we'll do

It was always the plan to put the world in your hand

Could I interest you in everything all of the time

A bit of everything all of the time

Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime

Anything and everything all of the time

Could I interest you in everything all of the time

A little bit of everything all of the time

Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime

Anything and everything and anything and everything

And anything and everything and

All of the time