Kelly won't kiss my friend Cassandra

Jessica won't play ball

Mandy won't share her friend Miranda

Doesn't anybody live at all

Amanda won't leave me empty handed

Got her number from the bathroom stall

Brandy just got way too much baggage

And that sh*t just gets old

But I got a girl who can put on a show

The dollar decides how far you can go

She wraps those hands around that pole

She licks those lips and off we go

She takes it off nice and slow

'Cause that's PORNSTAR DANCIN'

She don't play nice she makes me beg

She drops that dress around her legs

And I'm sittin' right by the stage for this

PORNSTAR DANCIN'

Your body's lightin' up the room

I want a naughty girl like you

There's nothing harder to do

Stacy's gunna save herself for marriage

But that's just not my style

She's got a pair that's nice to stare at

But I want Girls Gone Wild

But I know a place where there's always a show

The dollar decides how far you can go

She wraps those hands around that pole

She licks those lips and off we go

She takes it off nice and slow

'Cause that's PORNSTAR DANCIN'

She don't play nice she makes me beg

She drops that dress around her legs

And I'm sittin' right by the stage for this

PORNSTAR DANCIN'

Your body's lightin' up the room

I want a naughty girl like you

Let's throw a party just for two

You know those normal girls won't do

She wraps those hands around that pole

She licks those lips and off we go

She takes it off nice and slow

'Cause that's PORNSTAR DANCIN'

She don't play nice she makes me beg

She drops that dress around her legs

And I'm sittin' right by the stage for this

PORNSTAR DANCIN'