You, Me and Steve (Explicit) - Garfunkel And Oates

Composed by：Kate Ann Micucci/Riki Lindhome

Candlelight and moonlight all around us

I look into your eyes

You hold my hand underneath the table

And I can't disguise the way I feel

I could've wish a thousand wishes

For this night I can't believe

That it's finally me and you and you and me

Just us and your friend steve

Do do do do do do do steve

Do do do do do do do leave

What's the deal with your friend steve

Oh

Hey

How it's going

You took me out for whoppers and to the movies

I was hoping for romance

You even took me to the mexican circus

I thought there was a chance we'd be alone

I could've wish a thousand wishes

For steve to disappear

What the f**k's your f**king problem

Why he's always here

Do do do do do do do steve

Do do do do do do do

Oh

Wait

What's the deal with your friend steve

Oh

Hey

How it's going

It's not that I don't like your friend

But how many hours with him can you spend

And it's not that I don't think he's great

But it's only you

Only you

I wanna fellate

Are you gay for steve

I think you may be

And that would be alright

But let a b***h know just what your steez is

So I know if I should shave tonight

I could've wish a thousand wishes

'Cause I like to be with you

But it's always me and you and your friend steve

There's nothing I can

Do do do do do do do steve

Do do do do do do do

Why don't you just go be with your best friend

And boyfriend

Steve