The Flim Flam Cider Song - Flim/Flam/Granny Smith

Well lookie what we got here brother of mine it's the same in every town

Ponies with thirsty throats dry tongues and not a drop of cider to be found

Maybe they're not aware that there's really no need for this teary despair

That the key that they need to solve this sad cider shortage you and

I will share

Well you've got opportunity

In this very community

He's flim

He's flam

We're the world famous flim flam brothers

Traveling salesponies nonpareil

Nonpa what

Nonpareil and that's exactly the reason why you see

No pony else in this whole place will give you such a chance to be

Where you need to be

And that's a new world with tons of cider

Fresh squeezed and ready for drinking

More cider than you could drink in all your days of thinking

I doubt that

So take this opportunity

In this very community

He's flim

He's flam

We're the world famous flim flam brothers

Traveling salesponies

Nonpareil

I suppose by now you're wondering bout our peculiar mode of transport

I say our mode of locomotion

And I suppose by now you're wondering

Where is this promised cider

Any horse can make a claim and any pony can do the same

But my brother and I have something most unique and superb

Unseen at any time in this big new world

And that's opportunity

Folks it's the one and only the biggest and the best

The unbelievable

Unimpeachable

Indispensable

I can't believeable

Flim flam brothers super speedy cider squeezy 6000

What did you say sister

Oh we got opportunity

In this very community

Please flim please flam help us out of this jam

With your flim flam brothers super speedy cider squeezy 6000

Young filly I would be ever

So honored if you might see fit to let my brother and

I borrow some of your delicious and might

I add spellbindingly fragrant apples for our little demonstration he

Uh sure I guess

Opportunity in our community

Ready flim

Ready flam

Let's bing bang zam

And show these thirsty ponies a world of delectable cider

Cider Cider Cider

Watch closely my friends

The fun begins

Now here's where the magic happens right here

In this heaving roiling cider press boiling guts of

The very machine

Those apples plucked fresh are right

Now as we speak being turned into grade a top notch

Five star blow your horseshoes off one of a kind cider

Feel free to take a sneak peek

Now wait you fellers hold it

You went and over sold it

I guarantee that what you have there won't compare

For the very most important ingredient

Can't be added or done expedient

And it's quality friends apple acres quality and care

Well granny I'm glad you brought that up my dear

I say I'm glad you brought that up

You see that we are very picky when it comes to

Cider if you'll kindly try a cup

Yes sir yes ma'am this great machine let's just the very best

So whaddaya say then apples

Care to step into the modern world

And put the super speedy cider squeezy 6000 to the test

What do you think folks do you see what the apples can't

I see it clear as day I know she does so does he come on

Ponyville you know what I'm talking about

We're saying you've got

Opportunity

In this very community

He's flim he's flam

We're the world famous flim flam brothers

Traveling salesponies nonpareil

Yeah