Sixteen Saltines - Jack White

She's got stickers on her locker

And the boy's numbers there in magic marker

I'm hungry and the hunger will linger

I eat sixteen saltine crackers then I lick my fingers

Well every morning I deliver the news

Black hat white shoes and I'm red all over

She's got a pink mailbox that she puts out front

Garbage in

Garbage out

She's getting what she wants

Who's jealous

Who's jealous

Who's jealous

Who's jealous of who

If I get busy then I couldn't care less what you do

But when I'm by myself I think of nothing else

Than if a boy just might be getting through and touching you

Spike heels make a hole in a life boat

Drifting away when I'm talking and laughing as we float

I hear her whistle that's how I know she's home

Lipstick eyelash broke mirror broken home

Force fed forced meds 'til I drop dead

You can't defeat her

When you meet her you'll get what I said

The lord knows there's a method to her madness

But the lord's joke is a boat in a sea of sadness

She doesn't know but when she's gone I sit and drink her perfume

And I'm sure she's drinking too

But why where and what for and who

And I'm solo rowing on one side of the boat

Looking up throwing up

A lifesaver down my throat

Who's jealous

Who's jealous

Who's jealous

Who's jealous of who

Who's jealous

Who's jealous

Who's jealous

Who's jealous of who

Who's jealous

Who's jealous

Who's jealous

Who's jealous of who