Do The Bartman - The Simpsons

Written by：Bryan Loren

Bart Bart Bart *smash* Bart

I didn't do it nobody saw me do it you can't prove anything

Yo hey what's happening dude

I'm the guy with the rep for being rude

Terrorizing people wherever I go

It's not intentional just keepin' the flow

Fixin' test scores to get the best scores

Droppin' banana peels all over the floor

I'm the kid that made delinquency an art

Last name Simpson first name Bart

I'm here today to introduce the next phase

The next step in the big Bart craze

I've got a dance real easy to do

I learned it with no rhythm and so can you

So move your body if you've got the notion

Front to back in a rock like motion

Now that you've got it if you think you can

Do it to the music that's the Batman

Everybody if you can do the Batman

Whoa

Shake your body turn it out if you can man

Shake it out man

Front to the back to the side if you can can

Batman

Everybody in the house do the Batman

Uh huh

Everybody if you can do the Batman

Shake your body turn it out if you can man

Whoa mama

Front to the back to the side if you can can

Whoa

Everybody in the house do the Batman

It wasn't long ago just a couple of weeks

I got in trouble yeah pretty deep

Homer was yellin'

Bart

Mom was too

Because I put mothballs in the beef stew

Punishment time in the air lurks gloom

Sitting by myself confined to my room

When all else fails nothin' else left to do

I turn on the music so I can feel the groove

Move your body if you've got the notion

Whoa I'm feelin' the groove now baby

Front to back in a rock like motion

Bring it back whoa

Move you hips from side to side now

Do the Batman

Don't ya slip let your feet glide now

Whoa Lisa ha

If ya got the groove ya gotta use it

Ha ha ha

Light rhythm in time with the music

Ha haha check it out man

You just might start a chain reaction

If you can do the Bart you're bad like Michael Jackson

Everybody if you can do the Batman

Oh yeah

Shake your body turn it out if you can man

Shake yo body

Front to the back to the side if you can can

Huhp

Everybody in the house do the Batman

Yeah do the Batman

Everybody if you can do the Batman

Everybody yeah do the Batman

Shake your body turn it out if you can man

Shake it out

Front to the back to the side if you can can

Whoa mama

Everybody in the house do the Batman

I'm bad I'm bad

Do the Batman

Do the Batman

Everybody back and forth from side to side

Do the Batman

Do the Batman

Pick your feet up off the floor let 'em glide

Do the Batman

Do the Batman

She can do it he can do it so can i

Do the Batman

Do the Batman

Now here's a dance beat that you can't deny

Turn it down will you stop that infernal racket

Do the Batman

Oh my ears Lisa put that saxophone away

You can't touch this *clatter*

I didn't do it nobody saw me do it you can't prove anything

Oop

Now I'm in the house feeling good to be home

Till Lisa starts blowing that d**n saxophone

And if it was mine you know they'd take it away

But still I'm feeling good so that's okay

I'm up in my room just a singin' a song

Listen to the kick drum kickin' along

Yeah Lisa likes jazz she's their number one fan

But I know I'm bad 'cause I do the Batman

Everybody if you can do the Batman

Hey everybody

Shake your body turn it out if you can man

Need I remind you

Front to the back to the side if you can can

Ooh I am Bart Bart man

Everybody in the house do the Batman

Huh shake it out

Do the Batman

Do the Batman

Everybody back and forth from side to side

Do the Batman

Do the Batman

She can do it he can do it so can i

Move your body if you've got the notion

Move it

Front to back in a rock like motion

Swing it

Move you hips from side to side now

Don't ya slip let your feet glide now

If ya got the groove ya gotta use it

Dooby dooby dooby dooby doo wop bop bop

Light rhythm in time with the music

Dabba doo dabba doo dab it

You just might start a chain reaction

Dabba dab doo dab

Hee hee hee I'm a Batman

Everybody if you can do the Batman

Swing it baby

Shake your body turn it out if you can man

Hoo uh

Front to the back to the side if you can can

Oh yeah I'm bad real bad

Everybody in the house do the Batman

Whoa mama

Everybody if you can do the Batman

Do the Batman

Shake your body turn it out if you can man

Front to the back to the side if you can can

Ha ha

Everybody in the house do the Batman

Oh yeah

Do the Batman

Move your body if you've got the notion

You call that dancing ha

Front to back in a rock like motion

Do the Batman

Watch this move

Move you hips from side to side now

Everybody in the house do the Batman

Ooh uh uh uh ai ai yeah

Don't ya slip let your feet glide now

Do the Batman

If ya got the groove ya gotta use it

Ha ha ha swing it

Jack your body in time with the music

You just might start a chain reaction

Eat your heart out Michael whoop

Everybody in the house do the Batman

Do the Batman

You're grounded

Oh wow man