The Morning Report - Samuel E. Wright/Scott Irby-Ranniar/Geoff Hoyle

It's an honor and a privilege a duty I perform

With due sense of decorum and with pride

With deference and great respect very much the norm

Plus a hint of sycophancy on the side

To lay before my ruler all the facts about his realm

To fill him in on all the beastly news

Yes yes zazu get on with it

In order that his majesty stands sturdy at the helm

Aware of all the fauna's latest views

Zazu the morning reporter yes sire the morning reporter

Chimps are going ape firaffes remain above it all

Elephants remember though just what I can't recall

Crocodiles are snapping up fresh offers from the banks

Showed interes in my nest egg but I quickly said no thanks

We haven't paid the horn bills and the vultures have a hunch

Not everyone invited sung will be coming back from lunch

This is the morning report

Gives you the long and the short

Every grunt roar and snort

Not a tale I distort

On the morning report what are you doing son

Pouncing let an old pro show you how it's done

The buffalo have got a beef about this season's grass

Warthogs have been thwarted in attempts to save their gas

Flamingoes in the pink chasing secretary birds

Saffron is theis season's color seen in all the herds

Moving down the rank and file to near the bottom rung

Far too many beetles are quite frankly in the dung

Aaaaaaaaak

This is the morning report

Gives you the long and the short

Every grunt roar and snort

Not a tale I distort

On the morning report

This is the morning report

Gives you the long and the short

Every grunt roar and snort

Not a tale I distort

On the morning report