Masturbate For Life - DJ Lubel

Well it's prom night

I am all alone and man I feel so lame

Across de gym stands the girls of my dreams

But she doesn't even know my name

As I stare my heart skips a beat

She leaves me breathless I can't pretend

I known that I can't offer her much

But I sure beat her douche bag boyfriend

You may never want me

But my love for you is true

So everywhere I go baby

I'll be touching myself to you

Ohh I'll masturbate to you in the shower

In the cafeteria during lunch hour

Gonna play with myself in my parent's car

To you

Ohh I'll masturbate to you on the beach

In the dentists chair while he's cleaning my teeth

I'll never see you again after tonight

But I'll masturbate to you for life

Don't you dare judge me on how I express my love

You can write poetry me I'll rub and tug

Ohh I'll never hold you

Lay with you in the sand

Go life your life girl

Cause I'll being making love to my hand

Ohh I'll masturbate to you like a fiend

On martin luther king day and during halloween

Stroking every single night of hanukah

To you

Ohh I'll masturbate to you over sea's

On the eiffel tower and while meeting the queen

Honney go with him I'll be alright

Cause I'll masturbate to you for life

Life is so lonely without you

There's only so much jerking one guy can do

But why this devotion

I've wasted all my lotion

Baby I was blind but now I can see

Ohh I'll masturbate as you grow old with me

Every single birthday and anniversary

In the delivery room as our first child is born

Ohh I'll masturbate to you and you alone

Playing with our grandkids in our nursing home

You're the one that I need I must have missed it somehow

But I'll masturbate

And I'll masturbate

So I'll masturbate to you

Right now