You used to get it in your fishnets

Now you only get it in your night dress

Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness

Landed in a very common crisis

Everything's in order in a black hole

Nothing seems as pretty as the past though

That Bloody Mary's lacking in Tabasco

Remember when he used to be a rascal

Oh the boy's a slag

The best you ever had

The best you ever had

Is just a memory and those dreams

Not as daft as they seem

Not as daft as they seemed

My love when you dream them up

Flicking through a little book of s*x tips

Remember when the boys were all electric

Now when she tells she's gonna get it

I'm guessing that she'd rather just forget it

Clinging to not getting sentimental

Said she wasn't going but she went still

Likes her gentlemen not to be gentle

Was it a Mecca dauber or a betting pencil

Oh the boy's a slag

The best you ever had

The best you ever had

Is just a memory and those dreams

Weren't as daft as they seem

Not as daft as they seem

My love when you dream them up

Oh Flo where did you go

Where did you go

Where did you go oh

You're falling about

You took a left off Last Laugh Lane

You were just sounding it out

You're not coming back again

You're falling about

You took a left off Last Laugh Lane

You were just sounding it out

You're not coming back again

You used to get it in your fishnets

Now you only get it in your night dress

Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness

Landed in a very common crisis

Everything's in order in a black hole

Nothing seems as pretty as the past though

That Bloody Mary's lacking in Tabasco

Remember when he used to be a rascal