Train Enthusiast Enthusiast - Tom Rosenthal

Lyrics by：Tom Rosenthal

Composed by：Tom Rosenthal

Toot-toot

Toot toot toot toot toot toot toot

Toot-toot

Toot toot toot toot toot toot toot

I would happily scroll through a thousand cats

Just to see you there by some random old tracks

I would mindlessly dive down the deep rabbit hole

Just to stumble across your beautiful

Face so pure all the angels can rest

And I simply can't imagine you having s*x

Oh no I shouldn't have planted that thought in my head

But if I drove a train

If I drove a train

And I happened to pass you by

Pass you by

Boy I would toot

All the tones just for you

And I would almost certainly lose my job as the train driver

Toot-toot

Toot toot toot toot toot toot toot

Toot toot

Toot toot toot toot toot toot toot

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Toot toot toot toot toot toot toot

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Toot toot toot

I often lie in my bed

Thoughts of your fashion sense

And how you even look good

With a camera on your head

Never thought wheels whizzing by

Could be so emotive

Watching someone watch a locomotive

So pure like untrodden snow

Trainspotting but with a cherubic glow

To be honest with you though

I don't really care about trains

But if I would drive one

If I drove a train

And I happened to pass you by

Pass you by

Boy I would toot

All the tones just for you

Oh you might think me rash but I'm a train enthusiast

Enthusiast

Toot-toot

Toot toot toot toot toot toot toot

Toot-toot

Toot toot toot

D**k Mabbutt Class 43's

The limit of my expertise

DRS HST's

I only know the name of these because of you

But if I drove a train

If I drove a train

And I happened to pass you by

Pass you by

Boy I would toot

All the tones just for you

One day I'll find something that makes my life go flash

But for now I'm a train enthusiast

Enthusiast