Jcb Song - Nizlopi

Well I'm rumblin' in this JCB

I'm 5 years old and my dad's a giant sitting beside me

And the engine rattles my bum like berserk

While we're singin 'Don't forget your shovel if you want to go to work '

My dad's probably had a bloody hard day

But he's been good fun and bubblin and jokin' away

And the procession of cars stuck behind

Are gettin all impatient and angry but we dont mind

An' we're holdin up the bypass

Oh

Me and my dad havin a top laugh

Oh woah

Sittin on the toolbox

Oh

And I'm so glad I'm not in school boss

So glad I'm not in school

Oh no

And we pull over to let cars past

And pull off again speedin by the summer green grass

And we're like giants up here in our big yellow digger

Like zoids or transformers or maybe even bigger

And I wanna transform into a Tyrannosaurus Rex

And eat up all the bullies and the teachers and their pets

And I'll tell all my mates that my dad's B A Baracus

Only with a JCB and Bruce Lee's nunchuckas

And We're holdin up the bypass

Oh

Me and my dad havin a top laugh

Oh woah

Sittin on the toolbox

Oh

And I'm so glad I'm not in school boss

So glad I'm not in school

And we're holdin up the bypass

Oh oh

Me and my dad havin a top laugh

Oh woah

I'm sittin on the toolbox

Oh oh

And I'm so glad I'm not in school Boss

So glad I'm not in school

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Said I'm Luke I'm five and my dad's Bruce Lee Drives me round in his JCB

I'm Luke I'm five and my dad's Bruce Lee Drives me round in his JCB

I'm Luke I'm five and my dad's Bruce Lee Drives me round in his JCB

I'm Luke I'm five and my dad's Bruce Lee Drives me round

And we're holdin' up the bypass

Woah

Me and my dad havin a top laugh

Oh woah

And I'm sittin on the toolbox

Oh

And I'm so glad I'm not in school Boss

So glad I'm not in school

Aw said

I'm Luke I'm five and my dad's Bruce Lee Drives me round in his JCB

I'm Luke I'm five and my dad's Bruce Lee Drives me round in his

Aw I'm Luke I'm five and my dad's Bruce Lee Drives me round in his JCB

I'm Luke I'm five and my dad's Bruce Lee Drives me round in his JCB