Cocktales (Explicit) - Too $hort

These are the tales the freaky tales

These are the tales that I tell so well

You don't like my dirty raps

You can go to hell

'Cause short dog's on the mic

Telling cocktales

H-E-A-D

All you washed up hoes tryin' to throw that p

You just a big freak

You better not complain

When you hear these cocktales and you hear your name

If you a fake b**ch

Ain't no thank

I pick up the phone and call Denine

If I call Marie I know for a fact

I'll get sucked in my drop top cadillac

I met this freak named Naomi

Strait dick sucker worked me and my homie

She had a girl friend her name was Vicky

I pulled her to the side and let her suck my dick

She was fine as f**k but can't f**k with Tina

Tina Tina the sperm cleaner

I took her to my house and I told her strip

Baby got freaky started doin' the splits

I said biotch

Do what you want

'Cause a true blue mac won't even front

I f**ked her with my finger

She tried to cum

P**sy so tight wouldn't give me none

I'm sure Too Short couldn't be no punk

I'm tryin' a get funky 'cause I love to funk

My dick is big and her ni**a had a little one

I didn't f**k her freaky a** but it was still fun

I know you stop and wonder just what it is

Its the California lifestyle that I live

See I'm from the crew

Dangerous b**ch

Tellin' everybody about this freaky sh*t

I know this b**ch name Annette

You get her all alone and she'll suck your dick

Hello freak

Won't say no for sh*t

You and her all alone ni**a thats yo b**ch

I know another freak

Her names Joanne

I always get the p**sy 'cause I know I can

Finest b**ch around ain't got no man

Every time she cross my mind

I go f**k her again

She's like another freak

Named Christina

B**ch so dumb I named her misdemeanor

'Cause it had to be a crime to be that dumb

I took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth

You know I did all that sh*t

She got my number if she beep me I'mmacall that b**ch

And go dig in them guts like a gardner

If she start screamin' I'mmaf**k the b**ch harder

'Cause these are the tales the freaky tales

These are the tales that I tell so well

You don't like my dirty raps

You can go to hell

'Cause short dog's on the mic

Telling cocktales

I meet the groupies

Hookers like Kathy

F**kin' MC's 'cause she's so nasty

See her backstage tryina throw that a**

She just like to freak

And she had to pass me that p**sy

You can't stop the b**ch

Let her roll on those and then drop her rich

My name is short

My game is long

I freak these hoes

And sing these songs

I know a b**ch named Stephanie

Do anything she can to have sex with me

She really don't bring out the best in me

But I love her fine a** layin' next to me

She's like another freak named Nicole

So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold

I took her to my house

She gave me the panties

I f**ked her so good she told her friend named Angie

Angie called me up about two weeks later

Talkin' some sh*t about do me player

So I did her

Just like Tamera

Takin' naked pictures with my polaroid camera

Next they told a b**ch

Named Raquel

Got my skin all under her fingernails

She was diggin' in my back while I grind the sh*t

That was way back

Now I can't find the b**ch

But if I do I'll probably do the same again

Break the b**ch for everything

'Cause I came to pimp

I'm Too Short baby

I don't stop mackin'

I grab the microphone and I don't stop rappin'

You can bet yo life

As I spit these raps I'll be f**kin' em up like that

Biotch

I know a b**ch

Her name is Sheri

I had to cut her loose 'cause she wanna get married

P**sy so good and I do mean very

Sometimes it's shaved sometimes it's hairy

I'm Short Dog ain't nothin' nice

Yeah but make me mad and I'll f**k your wife

Have fun with your b**ch

Have her sprung on my dick

I guess I'll pull it out and just cum on your b**ch

Like my other little tramp

Named Erica

Anywhere I wanna f**k

Thats where I f**k

'Cause she's the frekiest b**ch in America

And everytime I get the p**sy

I just tear it up

'Cause these are the tales the freaky tales

These are the tales that I tell so well

You don't like my dirty raps

You can go to hell

'Cause short dog's on the mic

Telling cocktales

Biotch

And it don't stop to the beat