P Hello hello may I speak to the E

E This is me is this the doctor M D

Yo P it's kinda early who's there Laverner and Shirley

Is it Kate and Allie or some other girlie

Well anyway yo P you know I'm lazy

Callin me this time of hour you must be crazy

P Excuse me but I'm sorry E Double

It's a terrible situation and it might cause trouble

Throw on your coat jump in your Benz and come over

E Why P

P Yo I think Jane is on my sofa

E What

P Last night I was all alone

Cold watch the boob tube because my fuse was blown

Picked up the bat phone to drop a line to you

Maybe 10:15 or maybe 10:22

E Where was I

P I don't know you wasn't there

Threw on the link Rolex watch and fresh gear

I grabbed my key along with the cash flow

Shifted out the door to the local disco

E Where'd you go not to that ran down pub

P Hell no I was coolin at a club

It was Spanish night so I was drinkin Molta

Threw on a little tango plus a little salsa

Seen a fly girl standin next to me

So I slid over to her very non chalantly

She was DEF body perfectly fit

She was packin a 300 E with the kit

I said Kitten how ya doin miss

I said Hello my name is Parrish

E Hi my name is Cris

P Can I buy you a drink

E Yes

P What will it be

E A martini and Rossi Asi Spumante

By the way is that your Caadillac Allante

Parked outside right next to my Monte

Car You can call it my ex husband bought it

P Put my ego up here and said it's time to go for it

This place is a drag grab your coat and bag

We'll have drinks on the house back at my pad

We got to my house we walked through the door

Threw on Night and Day by

E Al B Sure

P She grabbed me gave me kiss on the lips

So I grabbed the cold booty and caressed the hips

I got ahead of myself because I wanted to flirt

Took off the G strings and the V neck skirt

Put my eho up here

E Yeah it's time to do work

P I felt the movement below so it's time to react

I went in my back utility belt anad pulled out a jim hat

I bust a move when it came to that

But then she freaked it and grabbed the bozack

Started dpom it then she called me the master

E You got bigger better stronger and much faster

P At first I laughed as if it was a joke

But then my heart skipped a beat and I lost a stroke

I said to myself oh no it couldn't be

The J to the A to the N to the E

E Yo P don't tell me it was Jane you were douchin

With the Anita Baker head

P Nah more like Whitney Houston

E While the record's still playing to Al B Sure's Effect Mode

Stay tuned to be continued on the next episode

Peace I'm Audi 5000