Hey Pretty Boy - Todd Snider

Nobody cares about the music business

Nobody sounds like they're telling the truth

When they're talking about it

I don't wanna talk about it

I like to talk about chicks and cars and partying hard

I like chicks and cars and partying hard

Say what you want about old bocephus

He may be crazy but he's laughing all the way to the bank and shit

Old bocephus he's got all kinds of hits

They're always singing' about chicks and cars and partying hard

I like chicks and cars and partying hard

Hey pretty boy

Go back to franklin

Hey pretty boy

Go back to franklin

Nobody here wants to talk about publishing man

Pretty boy

I didn't come down here to make connections

I came down here to get my big ol' titty baby drunk

And take her home

It makes her horny when I play her the stones

They're always singing' about chicks and cars and partying hard

I like chicks and cars and partying hard

Hey pretty boy

Go back to franklin

Hey pretty boy

Go back to franklin

Nobody here wants to talk about distribution