On A Mission - Twiztid

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I'm thinking suck my d**k

Like a peppermint stick

I'm feeling really good

Really good

It's twenty below the streets are covered in snow

And it's Christmas in the hood f**k yeah

Oh them lights are twinkling

And my heart is full of glee

My feet are ice cold and my hands are numb

And I'm looking for a Christmas tree

At least thats what I told the cop

As I stood with an axe in hand

And then broke away quick running fast as hell

Screaming Catch me if you can

The cop gave chase then slipped on ice

And donuts went everywhere

There were jelly-filled here

And crispy creme and bear claws sprinkled everywhere

You can't stop me because

I'm on a mission and my mission

Is killing Santa Claus

He never brought me s**t

And this year will be his downfall

I'm on a mission

And my mission is killing Santa Claus

K-killin Santa Claus

I'm on a mission in a one horse open sleigh

Looking for Santa Claus

'Cause I'mma kick him in his balls b***h

I don't play an if I get my way

Then e'ryone of them goddamn reindeer are gon' pay

And I'm gonna let the police mingle

While they picking up the pieces of Kris Kringle's

Blood from the streets and the shingles

I don't give a f**k about jingling bells and good jig

'Cause he done skipped me for the last time this year

I'm on a hunt like I'm lookin' for ghosts but really

I'm looking for that Christmas

Host to put one in his stomach

I'm on a boat on the way

To the North Pole for this b***h

And I hope he knows that I'm coming 'cause get this

Ain't gonna be no more chimney visits

'Cause I'm leaving him in pieces smaller

Than Jiminy Crickets

You can't stop me because

I'm on a mission and my mission

Is killing Santa Claus

He never brought me s**t

And this year will be his downfall

I'm on a mission and my mission

Is killing Santa Claus k-killin Santa Claus

Creep to the snow bank hiding in the dark

Trying to stay still so the dogs won't bark

Waited for an hour and still he never showed

This s**t is taking forever

My face is f**king froze

Then I heard a slight 'lil jingle of a bell

And my ears perked up was it him couldn't tell

Grab my axe with both hands

Holding steady

With the element of surprise you know that I was ready

Snow started falling from down in da' roof top

And it had to be him and his head I'm finna chop

Grabbed the ladder started climbing upwards

Picture smashing in his face

While I'm screaming out cuss words

Thought I was quiet but I must have made a noise

'Cause him and all his reindeer boys was looking at me

So I was like

What the f**k y'all wanna do

Then Santa went for his gat

Like Santa's gonna blast you

You can't stop me because

I'm on a mission and my mission is killing Santa Claus

He never brought me s**t

And this year will be his downfall

I'm on a mission

And my mission is killing Santa Claus

K-killin Santa Claus

You can't stop me because

I'm on a mission and my mission is killing Santa Claus

He never brought me s**t

And this year will be his downfall

I'm on a mission

And my mission is killing Santa Claus

K-killin Santa Santa Claus