Ride Like The Wind - Ron Burgundy/Robin Thicke

Oh my God this is something

Hold on everybody

Here we go

Not quite yet

Pretty soon

Mr Robin Thicke

Any minute now

Alright

Here we go

Take it away

It is the night

My body's weak

I'm on the run no time to sleep

I've got to ride ride like the wind

To be free again

And I've got such a long way to go

(Such a long way to go)

To make it to the border of Mexico

So I ride like the wind

Ride like the wind

(You're riding like the wind for those who don't know)

I was born the son of a lawless man

Always spoke my mind with a gun in my hand

Lived nine lives

Gunned down ten

Gonna ride like the wind

Get now

And I've got such a long way to go

(Such a long way to go)

To make it to the border of Mexico

So I ride like the wind

Ride like the wind

Could ride like the wind

Oh my

Jean hot here

It's a hot wind

That's right

I can do that too

Ooh see

I can make those noises yeah

Accused and tried and told to hang

I was nowhere in sight when the church bells rang

Never was the kind to do as I was told

Gonna ride like the wind before I get old

It is the night

My body's weak

I'm on the run no time to sleep

I've got to ride ride like the wind

To be free again yeah

And I've got such a long way to go

To make it to the border of Mexico

So I ride ride like the wind

Ride like the wind

And I've got such a long way to go

(Such a long way to go)

To make it to the border of Mexico

So I ride ride like the wind

Ride like the wind

Gonna ride like the wind

That's right folks

When Ron Burgundy rides he rides like the wind

Not like a Subaru or a golf cart

Like the God dong wind

Powerful and slick and invisible

Feel that draft up yo skirt ladies

That's me

Okay that was creepy I'm sorry

I smoked a funny cigarette with this Robin Thicke

Guy and let's just say the filter is off

Anyway I feel like I've gone on too long

Let me hit you with this

Three feet of polished nickel

Vows and my sweet breath

Ride like the wind

Ride like the wind

Ride like the wind yeah

Ride like the wind

Ride like the wind yeah

Ride like the wind

That was a blast Robin

Wanna get a drink

Where'd he go

Oh he just left

Well it's fine I have plenty to do plenty

I don't need to hang out with Robin Thicke

Hey you sound engineer do you wanna get a beer

No you're good

Oh okay

Good because I don't want one either alright

But I do need a ride home

It's alright I'll take mass transit okay

Who turned the lights off

Let me get out of the recording booth at least

I'm locked in here

Excuse me I'm locked in here

Why is the song still going I'm locked in the booth

Oh my gosh I can't breathe anymore

There's a lack of oxygen here

I don't wanna die like this

No I've too much to live for

I don't wanna die like this

Never mind the door was stuck

I'm good

Alright bye bye

Heh I'm saying goodbye to no one bye