Oh,Gareth,I try so hard to please her.

I invade a kingdom for a jewel,

I respect her vow of chastity,

And yet every day I have to hear it over and over again.

Galavant,Galavant

Blah,blah,blah,blah,Galavant

I want her,need her,crave her,yes,it's true

But she is not the only thing I desperately want to do ""

I want to shoot him with a crossbow

I want to stab him in the eye

I want to liberate his head from his neck

And then punt the bloody wreck sky high

I want to hurl him out a window

And shove explosives where the sun don't shine

Want to skewer him with swords

Then slowly twist them

All around his reproductive system

Won't that be divine?

Then she'll be mine

Everybody sing!

And then you'll do it every evening

Sweet god,at last!

In every room on every floor

Till I can't do it anymore

And with no Galavant distracting your bride

We could start a genocidal war

Wait,what?!

I'll get back to all my hobbies

Like raising taxes and tormenting the poor

Crush those poor!

No more "Galavant is just complete perfection!

"Gal would never lose his...temper"

Won't that be divine?

And she'll be mine

La la la la

Just mine,all mine

La la la la

Mine,all mine,all mine!

Well,that was ripping!