Brains! - Voltaire

Well hello there little boy

Don't be shy

Step right up I'm a reasonable guy

Don't be frightened by the look in my eye

I'm just your average evil meteor from outta the sky

Well I'm just shy and scared in this place

I'm just a fish outta water from outer space

You can see that the trip has left me tired and drained

So why don't you be a pal

And bring me some

Brains

Go down to your neighbor's place

See the dull expression on his face

You'd be doing him a favor if you brought him to me

He ain't using his brain he's just watching TV

Go down to Mr.Mc Gee's

He hasn't had a thought since 43

His brain is the portrait of atrophy

He ain't using it why not give it to me

Brains

Brains I won't lie

I'll eat their brains till they're zombified

Sure they might think it's deranged

But they won't give it a thought

After I've eaten their brain

Brains

Brains it's okay

It's not a matter if it isn't gray

And if at first they think it's strange

They won't think twice

If they don't have a brain

Go down to the wonton shop

My fortune cookie says that I just can't stop

I suck the noodle right out of their heads

And half an hours later I'm hungry again

Creep into the doughnut stop

Sneak in tip toe past the cop

Pick me up a cruller and a cupful of tea

And any other sweetbreads you happen to see

Brains

Brains I won't lie

I'll eat their brains till they're zombified

Sure they might think it's deranged

But they won't give it a thought

After I've eaten their brain

Brains

Brains it's okay

It's not a matter if it isn't gray

And if at first they think it's strange

They won't think twice

If they don't have a brain

Brains

Brains I love them I need them

My tummy jumps for joy when I eat them

Big ones fat ones short ones tall ones

They're so delectable especially the small ones

No time to cook them in a skillet

My belly's rumbling I got a need to fill it

I don't fry them the heat will only shrink them

I'll just grab myself a straw and I drink them

Ohhhhhhh

You've been swell to go around

And bring me every single brain in town

But with all these brains I can't help but think

That there isn't one left out there to drink

Now fess up boy come on heck

Is there someone that you're trying to protect

Bring her down here to meet her end

And I promise I'll be your bestest friend

Brains

Brains I won't lie

I'll eat her brains till they're zombified

Sure she might think it's deranged

But she won't give it a thought

After I've eaten her brain

Brains

Brains it's okay

It's not a matter if it isn't gray

And if at first she think it's strange

She won't think twice

If she don't have a brain

Brains

Bring me her brain

Bring me her brain

Bring me her brain

Mwa hahahahaa