The Science Of Selling Yourself Short - Less Than Jake

I've come to my senses

That I've become senseless

I could give you lessons

How to ruin your friendships

Every last conviction

I smoked them all away

I drank my frustrations down

The drain out of the way

So I sit and wait and wonder

Does anyone else feel like me

Someone so tired of their routines

And disappearing self esteems

I'll sing along

Yeah with every emergency

Just sing along

I'm the king of catastrophes

I'm so far gone

That deep down inside I think it's fine by me

I'm my own worst enemy

I could be an expert

On co dependency

I could buy the best book

On under age tragedy

I've been spending my time at the local liquor store

I've been sleeping nightly

On my best friends kitchen floor

So I sit and wait and wonder

Does anyone else feel like me

I'm so over dosed on apathy and burnt out on sympathy

I'll sing along

Yeah with every emergency

Just sing along

I'm the king of catastrophes

I'm so far gone

That deep down inside I think it's fine by me

I'm my own worst enemy

Let the meaning slip away

Lost my faith in another day

Self deprecation seems okay

I never thought I'd make it anyway oh

I'll sing along

Yeah with every emergency

Just sing along

I'm the king of catastrophes

I'm so far gone

That deep down inside I think it's fine by me

'Cause I'm my own worst enemy

Yeah I'm my own worst enemy

'Cause I'm my own worst enemy

And I'm my own worst enemy

'Cause I'm my own worst enemy

And I'm my own worst enemy