1985 - Bo Burnham
Lyrics by:Bo Burnham
Composed by:Bo Burnham
He's a really cool guy
He's got a cool shirt
He's got cool shoes
Did I mention the shirt
If you ever got the chance to meet him
You'd know why I want to be him
He walks into a room
And everyone respects him
And he reads the news
And doesn't let that **** affect him
He's really happy he's thrilled to be alive
His name is any white guy in 1985
White guy 1985
White guy 1985
White guy 1985
White guy 1985
He's got a job and a family
How does he do it
Balances work with his wife's underwhelming cooking
He's got all the answers that I wanna know
How can I be what I am but 40 years ago gee-whiz
He got it and he flaunts
I am the thing he is
But he isn't when I walk
I guess it's true that some people
Really got to fight to survive
And some people are white guys in 1985
White guy 1985
White guy 1985
White guy 1985
White guy 1985
Wait
It wasn't easy being any white guy in 1985
Some white guys were living through the AIDS crisis
Some white guys were Italian
And I'm not saying it's hard being a white guy now
I've misspoke
I don't mean to lump a group of people in a hive
I think I just meant my dad in 1985
My dad 1985 my dad
My father 1985 papa
My dad 1985
Scott Burnham 1985 Scott
I wanna be my dad Scott
I wanna be my dad in the '80s
My dad 1985
My oblivious white dad in the mid-80s Scott
My dad was an oblivious white guy general contractor
My father was happier than I am
If I could be anybody dead or alive
I would wanna be my dad in 1985